All The Fish In The Sea,& You End Up With A Sea Lion?
Only chase drinks and dreams
shit doesn’t happen, stupid people happen.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad I’ll be there too…not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around
|—||Chelsea Handler (via futuremrsmayer)|
To anyone that ever told you that you’re no good, they’re no better.