My mom can always entice me to come home a day early with lobster and sweet corn!
ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE can entice me with lobster and corn. Anyone.
My mom can always entice me to come home a day early with lobster and sweet corn!
ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE can entice me with lobster and corn. Anyone.
I love you and Leyana So much and I am very Proud of how you Kick Single Mom a**!
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My Bestie, my female soulmate D.W. (I’m not sure how she feels if I say her name).
I almost cried. If you read this D. I love you more!
My mom doesn’t read my tumblr nor does she use a computer. If she was to ever read it (and by read I mean glance at it for 45 seconds), she wouldn’t be surprised. She would shake her head as she already thinks I’m kind of crazy.and good god, why would she? She’d get a steady stream of boob jokes and videogames, and that’s just the first page. And Jakob Lodwick fake-sleeping? Forget about it.
So I’m home for some dinner time fun and the Mets game. High comedy = Oliver Perez stealing a base. The only thing that makes me giddier is when El Duque does it. I wish Ollie was wearing his goofy pitcher’s jacket.
The most exciting part of my day so far has been finding a dollar under my bed.
Everytime I find a dollar i get excited… does that mean i have no life too? :-/
I am Maria Christine. Soy Puertorriquena and Spanglish is my native language. I'm from the Bronx and I'm awesome. You can drop me a line at m.christine29@yahoo.com but only if you're funny.