All The Fish In The Sea,& You End Up With A Sea Lion?
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad I’ll be there too…not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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| — | (via justinbieberandloguzzle) |
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around
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| — | Chelsea Handler (via futuremrsmayer) |
