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All The Fish In The Sea,& You End Up With A Sea Lion?

stfu-please:

Only chase drinks and dreams

shit doesn’t happen, stupid people happen.
(via ivegotabadbadfeeling)
If Google cant find it, you’re screwed
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad I’ll be there too…not in the cage, but laughing at you.
(via justinbieberandloguzzle)
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around
Chelsea Handler (via futuremrsmayer)
"Sorry…I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie."
couurtneyt:

To anyone that ever told you that you’re no good, they’re no better.

couurtneyt:

To anyone that ever told you that you’re no good, they’re no better.