2008

“Maybe that is because I have only really engaged in bareback...”
— This is the type of thing that...

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rosalyn:anjalouise: via g.photos.cx Mami pero,...

Planning

It is said that a man without a plan, plans to fail.  Yes, we all heard it.  But we also know that...

Leave me alone, I'm pissing

frangry: Why the fuck do people think it’s OK to talk to you when you are trying to fucking piss? I...

Elmo is a S8R for life

My moms balcony garden

“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make...”
— Marilyn Monroe (via...

The D-Bag Questionnaire « The Dating Lame

Don't take yourself so serious

Real World 800 is going to be in Red...

What’s the casting process? I want in. I want to be the semi-antisocial Puerto Rican...

Dear Significant Other,

Next time you come to the city I want to do one of these.  Yes, I might gross you out when we go but...

It feels good to be in love again. His mom...

start the day right w/ a donut

You know what I love?

Going to bed annoyed. Oh, and by love I mean not.

“Oh, I like that too”
— MzChristine, on the position...

“If you want the relationship to last, work like a mofo to...”
— via...

“Well, common consensus is that I AM THE REASON women don’t...”
— Peter W. Knox in this long...

Dreams

I literally spent a half hour reading through dream definitions on msn. I try not to be...

fatmanatee: thresca: I’m just wondering what ever happened...

sisters bday party

Overheard in New York

Girl (sobbing): I'm sorry... I know cheating is never the answer... I'll do whatever I can to make it up to you.
(long silence)
Guy (chuckling): Sorry for laughing. I'm just thinking of what a better person than you I am.
(five minutes later)
Guy (still chuckling): You know you're hot and guys hit on you all the time but what you forget is that I'm hot. Girls hit on me every day. But I'd never cheat because I'm a good person.

Did you see The Dark Knight?

kiamatthews: ameliamagritte: And if you’re female, did you think the movie was too long for women...

Plans for the remainder of the Summer

It is July 21st (my sister’s birthday) and I’m sad the summer is ending.  I don’t...

My daughter and Me yesterday… I’m sad the...

rebloggingrebloggingjulia: F*ck off Monday morning. And the...

My take on The Batman

*SPOILER ALERT* If you have watched the movie, you have your own opinion on it.  You don’t...

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alohanico:cachorra: carmenmariah: I applaud the marketing...

caseydonahue: I just remembered that I had this on my...

whateverlolawants: lick. (alphamale:cincyjohn1) oooo

Dear Lady Wearing non-Kiffiyah scarf in...

You look stupid. Peace and Love, M. Christine

The Meghan Asha drinking game

cajunboy: It’s easy. Just take a hard swig each time you run across the words “nerd,” “geek,” or...

Maintenence

Me: I need to do my nails before they fall off
M. Dee: I need to do my hair before it falls off

Goooood Morning

I’m runnin late to work because I was chit-chatting, whatevs. It’s Friday and I am...

itsbedtime: drinking miso soup and thinking about helen mirren Sometimes I do that too

sarahchristine: robot-heart: thenightdances: I get so pissed off when the goddamn government is...

Being Upfront

Me: So are we going to have an argument?
D: No, we don't have to... unless you want to
Me: I don't want to argue but...

New York International Latino Film Festival

jeralyndwile: Do you think that if more people lived together before they got married there would...

West Side Story Revival in the works!!!

MM: Bat
MM: Movie
Me: Batman?
MM: Sat?
Me: Are you asking me if I want to see the movie Saturday?
MM: You did see the question mark

topherchris: Well crap, word sure got out fast on this...

I am almost positive that I have acid reflux. And apparently everything I eat might be causing it. ...

I just finished paying half my bills for...

And now I’m broke.

Things I'm looking forward to at home

Laying in bed in my shorts and maybe a tank (no guarantees). Pretzels. Grey’s Anatomy Season...

People of the internets and the world, I show you the...

britticisms: Yes. That Tocarra has her own spread. And she...

Being somewhat realistic

Me: I'm not going to drink rum again
D: Or Not
Me: I said not drink RUM not, not drink at all
D: ok

Applying for jobs feels like writing fan...

keepinganotebook: I know nothing will come of it other than an automatically generated email and a...

Top 10 Ways "Grey's Anatomy" Should Kill Off...

From my trip to the lake.  I’m not posing in this one...

“Also: Who is their target demographic? If it’s straight...”
— via JessicaGoldHaralson ...

katespencer: Am I the only one trying to figure out just what the fuck NonSociety.com is (besides...

maalox

I think I have a rum induced stomach...

I wasn’t drunk last night nor have I had a headache all day. I have been running to the...

This is my new myspace default… Well for a day or...

There is something wrong with my friend

Me: You wanna go and take Leyana to see Wall-E?
Donna: What? I saw that! It's the worst movie EVER!
Me: What? Everybody loves it
Donna: Who? It's horrible!
Me: There is something wrong with you. How are you the only person who doesn't like it? You need therapy.

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I'm watching reruns of Engaged and...

It’s awful because I’m watching and can tell they’re not going to work out. Kids...

Want to be treated like an animal for the...

Tonight I am going to have a Taco Party at my place.  I’m psyched.  KFC (Or Pizza), Doritos,...

peterwknox: On my way home, my train passed through the...

Adult Web sites enjoy boost from stimulus...

jessicagoldharalson: via thisisareallybadidea We’re...

celebzaredum: Pull up yo’ damn pants, Amy Winehouse! OMG...

cajunboy: You’ve got to be shitting me! A bacon...

Unfortunately, I know what you’re going through…...

I was thinking earlier that last summer I was a few pounds lighter.  I thought about what was it...

I say...Good For Them!!!!

“DO NOT TRY TO STUFF YOUR SEMIHARD PENIS INSIDE MY VAGINA. I...”
— Be Her Do Right Man: Sex Tips...

Maybe I should gay it up too

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a...”
— Sharon Stone. It’s funny at...

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5 Best Sex Positions For Her

How to Get a Boyfriend, as Explained to Me by...

Chipolte's Guacamole is soo good I feel...

Best thing in my day so far.

I have a case of the Monday blues. I don’t want to hate mondays but I’m going back to...

Just finished watching I love Money...

Yes, you read that correctly.  The spin-off from Flavor of love/I love NY/Rock of Love.  They got...

Loser!

jennyalison: elizabethanne: kwestie:christinahaberkern: Am I a giant nerd for going to see a...

my mom makes comfort food sooo good

Notes to self this morning

I should stop sleeping till 10am… the day is wasting. I should make pancakes (decided...

fatmanatee: Hello friends! Do you have a problem with...

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I don't think we cared

antikris: AntiKris’ Douchebag of the Day. My friend...

in castle hill train station waiting…

“Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.”
— Bette Midler (via...

Happy 3rd of July

If anyone wants to take me to the hamptons, you are more than welcomed to.  Aside from that…...

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In Which I am probably going to catch...

I was wondering today… why do teachers get summers off?  The rest of the working human race...

God Damnit, They're Making a Friends Movie

Just so you know

I’m going to be wearing a bikini tomorrow and did not lose one pound of gained weight.  I...

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Code Talk

Really, Like I can’t figure it out? Guys, you want to call yourself “men”,  Be...

claudia(via asie)

Arghgrglrghrlrlhaaaahhh

Remember that incident that happened to me yesterday?  I know, gross as hell. Well today, I brought...

sarahchristine:soupsoup:...

“Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya...”
— –Heidi fucking Montag,...

curly *natural* hair me

kiamatthews: You know what I appreciate about this picture?...

I thought Hi5 was obsolete

Apparently it isn’t. I just got a request from someone who I kinda know (and by kinda, I mean...

Have you ever gone to work...

To make some coffee to find that there is a water bug under the sponge? You remember that there is...

justlia: He came back this morning because of happened to...

I’m feeling incredibly sleepy/lazy and it won’t go away.

bagcoffee: via:Clay Gardner Yeah, I’m going to be...

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Big Plans Tonight

Aside from totally getting laid, haha just kidding (no i’m not), I have big plans after I get...

This is how I'm going to try and date girls...

Married Flirters

jeralyndwile: Yesterday I was at the chiropractor’s office waiting for my appointment when I saw a...

The RZA's muxtape

“i want to rob a bank so i can be rich… or at least get...”
— This is by a nameless friend...

Head Bitch In Charge jessicagoldharalson: i love new york

eec: joy of all joys, it comes in banana too?!?! First Dick...

“Look. I guarantee there’ll be tough times. I guarantee that...”
— from Runaway Bride (via...

rosalyn: nudawn: (via david) does charles prefer holes to...

Feel what it's like to commit suicide here.

Vh1 must be running low on show ideas

They are currently airing I love the new Millennium. Last I remember it’s 2008 and the decade...

Then Suddenly it sparked within me...

A freeing feeling.  I’m over it all.  Not that I need to be more jaded in life but I’m...

whateverlolawants: Aw, shit, it’s Jordan Catalano! He...

Message Cancelled

I was going to write an email to someone and after one line I stopped.  I changed my mind and...

Some more girl talk (not the music)

Me: Did you guys totally make out?
Donna: No, he took me to fridays so I made out with Sizzling chicken and cheese
Me: OOHHH Good Move
Me: I would've fucked that chicken and cheese

I probably said this before but

Daily inspirational quotes annoy the f*ck out of me.

Veganism's biggest (hypocritical) flaw

randyhaddock: Plants are a major group of LIFE forms… source: Wikipedia AHA! *index finger in...

topherchris: New dashboard notifications. Ah, Tumblr humor…...

I'm so over the rain

“..and if I don’t ever get married or have a baby, what? I...”
— Carrie Bradshaw —- (via...

today is silly Saturday

I would like to know

caz: mzchristine: Long distance relationships… what is your experience? How far was the distance...

I would like to know

Long distance relationships… what is your experience?  How far was the distance and for how...

Whoa

I went to bed early and never thought that I would get reactions like these.

Goodness

rosalyn: mzchristine: My boss now has a Facebook. All I will say is she is 50+. Seriously,...

Goodness

My boss now has a Facebook.  All I will say is she is 50+.  Seriously, shouldn’t baby boomers...

Charles Forman's business card is so...

frangry: Sorry. Click here for readable version and get ready to swallow your own puke. Gay as in...

Summer = Nothing on TV

That means I’ll be watching SATC on DVD (since I’m waiting for my Grey’s Anatomy...

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So I’m going through Pete Wentz tumblr and I found this post from his blog and I found it to...