First of All...

I am Maria Christine. I am from The Bronx but mind daydreams of Puerto Rico. This is where you will find my vulgarities and musings. If you want to send hate or love mail: m.christine29@yahoo.com or just leave a comment.

Jul 23

You know what I love?

Going to bed annoyed. Oh, and by love I mean not.
Posted at 1:31am

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Jul 22
“Oh, I like that too” MzChristine, on the position of this photo
Posted at 8:05pm

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“If you want the relationship to last, work like a mofo to prevent them from losing that attraction.”

via rebloggingrebloggingjulia

Although this was based on the prior post about older men/younger women… this last thing said is important in all relationships I believe.
Posted at 7:31pm

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“Well, common consensus is that I AM THE REASON women don’t date people my age. Awesome. Well, this is a nice feeling. In related news, I’ll grow up a whole year in one week for my birthday. Don’t bother thanking me.”

Peter W. Knox in this long rant post.

Well Mr. Peter, I tend to date older guys, not because of money (although I welcome rich guys to come and buy me a house) but because whenever I usually dealt with guys my age, they are always fickle.  Let your no be a no and your yes be a yes.  I also like when guys pay attention to me, give me their time, make me feel wanted and special… not being told that they are playing Wii, xbox and the third (that’s right deal with it).  I need a guy who has passed that stage

Now, it is unfair to categorize all guys my age.  But this is just based on experience.  I also don’t like to date guys twice my age well because let’s be honest… What the fuck do I have in common with someone who is as old as my parents (aside from sex)?
Posted at 7:27pm

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Keyshia Cole, Heaven Sent

I’m truly loving this song right now.  Call me mushy if you want, fuck you.

“There’s a piece of me who leaves when you gone”
Posted at 11:28am

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Dreams

I literally spent a half hour reading through dream definitions on msn. I try not to be superstitious or have saying sway me but some of the things I read were interesting. The ones that struck most were Beach, Swimming, Dying, Speaking, Father, Teeth and Food.
Posted at 11:09am

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fatmanatee: thresca: I’m just wondering what ever happened to him. I had a big crush on him when I was a kid. Jonathan Taylor Thomas I can answer this! JTT bailed on Home Improvement because he wanted to have the typical kid’s college experience, ended up going to Harvard. What, you didn’t see him as a Harvard guy? After a year or two, he was thinking of bailing, and of all things, visited a much smaller school in Pennsylvania, where I was busy conducting my usual nonsense. The gossip train started up, with all of the fraternities making bids for who would be the one to turn JTT’s biography into an E! True Hollywood Story, but he decided against enrolling, and, as far as I know, graduated from Harvard. And many years later… His somewhat smile still makes me swoon. Like I always said, old crushes don’t die.

fatmanatee:

thresca:

I’m just wondering what ever happened to him. I had a big crush on him when I was a kid. Jonathan Taylor Thomas

I can answer this! JTT bailed on Home Improvement because he wanted to have the typical kid’s college experience, ended up going to Harvard. What, you didn’t see him as a Harvard guy? After a year or two, he was thinking of bailing, and of all things, visited a much smaller school in Pennsylvania, where I was busy conducting my usual nonsense. The gossip train started up, with all of the fraternities making bids for who would be the one to turn JTT’s biography into an E! True Hollywood Story, but he decided against enrolling, and, as far as I know, graduated from Harvard.

And many years later… His somewhat smile still makes me swoon. Like I always said, old crushes don’t die.
Posted at 9:18am

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Jul 21
sisters bday party sisters bday party
Posted at 8:54pm

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Overheard in New York

  • Girl (sobbing): I'm sorry... I know cheating is never the answer... I'll do whatever I can to make it up to you.
  • (long silence)
  • Guy (chuckling): Sorry for laughing. I'm just thinking of what a better person than you I am.
  • (five minutes later)
  • Guy (still chuckling): You know you're hot and guys hit on you all the time but what you forget is that I'm hot. Girls hit on me every day. But I'd never cheat because I'm a good person.
Posted at 2:50pm

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Did you see The Dark Knight?

kiamatthews:

ameliamagritte:

And if you’re female, did you think the movie was too long for women because of our incessant need to pee and our tiny little bladders? The LA Times thinks so, and I am looking for a few quotes for The Frisky. Please reblog!

I just went ahead and pissed myself at 2 hour mark. I’m such a g33k grrl that I refused to get up to pee. *GIGGLE*

I don’t know why women are being categorized for this but yes, I did have to pee.  Not because I drank so much soda but I drank water hours before because it was so DAMN HOT OUTSIDE.  Did I stand and go to the bathroom?  HELL NO.  Granted, I would have almost pissed my skirt BUT there was no way I was going to miss the movie for piss.  Henceforth, I was lost in the very end.

Posted at 2:36pm

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Plans for the remainder of the Summer

It is July 21st (my sister’s birthday) and I’m sad the summer is ending.  I don’t love this stupid heat wave but I do love wearing dresses everyday with sandals. Anywho, whenever I make a list (and I know we love a list), most things planned go accordingly, so here we go!

  • Go to Long Beach
  • Got to Brighton Beach (even though the stories I’m reading in the dashboard might make me change my mind)
  • Watch Dark Night one more time (The Joker is insatiable, I must have more).
  • See Stepbrothers.
  • Attend a BBQ and get tipsy.
  • Take my daughter to the pool.

There’s more I would like but it’s contingent to someones presence or absence.

Posted at 1:20pm

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My daughter and Me yesterday… I’m sad the weekend is done. I spent it with some of my favoritest people. I miss them already.

My daughter and Me yesterday… I’m sad the weekend is done.

I spent it with some of my favoritest people. I miss them already.
Posted at 10:37am

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rebloggingrebloggingjulia: F*ck off Monday morning. And the horse you rode in on. Via Yea, Monday!  You ended my weekend!  I have to work now instead of dancing around in my underwear!

rebloggingrebloggingjulia:

F*ck off Monday morning. And the horse you rode in on.

Via

Yea, Monday!  You ended my weekend!  I have to work now instead of dancing around in my underwear!
Posted at 10:03am

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Jul 20

My take on The Batman

*SPOILER ALERT*

If you have watched the movie, you have your own opinion on it.  You don’t need to agree with me.  First things First: Ledger was insanely fantastic.  It’s like he didn’t hold back in the role and made the Joker the star of the movie.  Yes, that’s right.  I didn’t want to know what Batman was doing next (okay, maybe), I wanted to know what Joker was doing or saying next and how everyone else reacted to him.

Christian Bale made a great, fuckable Bruce Wayne.  He was witty, handsome, intelligent but as Batman, eh, he was fine.  I have to go with Soup, what was with the raspy voice?  I liked that it wasn’t the same voice (unlike with Superman/Spiderman, I hate when disguised heroes have the same voice and eyes).  Batman had cool gadgets but let’s be serious, I wanted to see the Joker.

Maggie Gyllenhaal was kind of… I won’t say awful.  The character she played to begin with was weak (she was going to settle down with Dent, she loved Wayne and she’s independent.  I find no reason to settle with a lesser love if you are a strong woman) but the role was not for her.  She wasn’t good in expressing her burdening true feelings, just that sad face.

The whole two-face bid was too fast and almost unnecessary.  Going all mad because his not really fiance died.  She didn’t even love him like that, jokes on him.  And last but not least… I didn’t really understand what the heck was going on in the end.  Maybe it was because I had to pee so badly that I missed something that either Gordon or Batman was whispering.  It happened so fast and all I saw was dogs running… can someone explain wtf was that about?

Oh and for the entire night, last night, I kept saying “I believe in Harvey Dent”.

Posted at 10:49pm

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