May
11
my mom doesn't read my tumblr
My mom doesn’t read my tumblr nor does she use a computer. If she was to ever read it (and by read I mean glance at it for 45 seconds), she wouldn’t be surprised. She would shake her head as she already thinks I’m kind of crazy.and good god, why would she? She’d get a steady stream of boob jokes and videogames, and that’s just the first page. And Jakob Lodwick fake-sleeping? Forget about it.
So I’m home for some dinner time fun and the Mets game. High comedy = Oliver Perez stealing a base. The only thing that makes me giddier is when El Duque does it. I wish Ollie was wearing his goofy pitcher’s jacket.