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May 19

Things We Already Knew About Gossip Girl

If you didn’t watch the season finale, don’t read, unless you want to save your time then go ahead.

Usually after season finales, we make a list of things we learned.  Not this time, in the season finale, things came to light that we already knew before.  Things such as:

  • Chuck Loves Blair. has human form of feelings for Blair but see’s a semi-hot blond chick and ditches Blair letting us know what we already knew of him.  He’s a dick.  No shit.
  • Dan’s bff is in love with him.  No shit.
  • Dan didn’t sleep with G but “might as well have”.  He wasn’t really that into Serena, he’s just a drama queen.  No shit.
  • Serena’s mom loves money.  Oh really?  Nah, No shit.
  • Serena’s mom is kind of a whore.  Yup, no shit.
  • Georgia is a cokewhore. Come on, didn’t you see the white stuff on her nose? No shit.
  • Nate still wants to tap Serena’s ass again… Nooo shit.
  • Serena walks the city streets aimlessly.  Yawn.
Overall, a disappointing Season Finale.  Way to go Gossip Girl.

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