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</description><title>First of All...</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mzchristine)</generator><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Maybe that is because I have only really engaged in bareback sex with the types of dudes who don’t..."</title><description>“Maybe that is because I have only really engaged in bareback sex with the types of dudes who...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43443220</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43443220</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:34:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>britticisms:

For many, Heath is the Joker but to me, he’ll...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/43420373/BOz7irtPTbta13qcggKTnm2T&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://britticisms.tumblr.com/post/43420143" target="_blank"&gt;britticisms&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;For many, Heath is the Joker but to me, he’ll always be the cute Australian who sweeped Julia Stiles off her snarky feet. Remember when they went paintballing after she snuck him out of detention by flashing the soccer coach? Oh, 10 Things I Hate About You…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Second thing to put a smile on my face today. One being the post prior.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43420373</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43420373</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:05:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rosalyn:anjalouise:   via g.photos.cx





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&lt;p&gt;Mami pero, maaaaaaami!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43412969</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43412969</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:38:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Planning</title><description>It is said that a man without a plan, plans to fail.  Yes, we all heard it.  But we also know that...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43408881</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43408881</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:01:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Leave me alone, I'm pissing</title><description>frangry:
Why the fuck do people think it’s OK to talk to you when you are trying to fucking piss? I...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43406732</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43406732</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:35:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Elmo is a S8R for life</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TRqCE37I4bsb6y59Y9sq2WDh_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Elmo is a S8R for life</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43336337</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43336337</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:47:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My moms balcony garden</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TRqCE37I4bsb2010y2lTjJXs_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My moms balcony garden</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43336074</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43336074</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:43:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times..."</title><description>“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43322167</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43322167</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:39:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The D-Bag Questionnaire « The Dating Lame</title><description>The D-Bag Questionnaire « The Dating Lame: via sarahchristine.snickerdoodle
So there was this guy I...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43318010</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43318010</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:39:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't take yourself so serious</title><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43299819</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43299819</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:56:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Real World 800 is going to be in Red Hook, BK</title><description>What’s the casting process?  I want in.  I want to be the semi-antisocial Puerto Rican...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43289510</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43289510</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:08:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear Significant Other,</title><description>Next time you come to the city I want to do one of these.  Yes, I might gross you out when we go but...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43287440</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43287440</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:50:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It feels good to be in love again.  His mom sounds like a bitch</title><description>It feels good to be in love again.  His mom sounds like a bitch: (via antikris)
He defended his wife...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43279188</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43279188</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:31:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>start the day right w/ a donut</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TRqCE37I4brichlmxVFSRBR0_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;start the day right w/ a donut</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43263446</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43263446</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:14:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You know what I love?</title><description>Going to bed annoyed.  Oh, and by love I mean not.</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43215879</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43215879</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:31:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Oh, I like that too"</title><description>“Oh, I like that too” - MzChristine, on the position of this photo</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43186786</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43186786</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:05:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"If you want the relationship to last, work like a mofo to prevent them from losing that attraction."</title><description>“If you want the relationship to last, work like a mofo to prevent them from losing that...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43183979</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43183979</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:31:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Well, common consensus is that I AM THE REASON women don’t date people my age. Awesome. Well, this..."</title><description>“Well, common consensus is that I AM THE REASON women don’t date people my age. Awesome. Well,...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43183781</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43183781</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:27:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Keyshia Cole, Heaven Sent
I’m truly loving this song right...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vo0qynuXXOU&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vo0qynuXXOU&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Keyshia Cole, Heaven Sent&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m truly loving this song right now.  Call me mushy if you want, fuck you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“There’s a piece of me who leaves when you gone”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43138414</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43138414</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:28:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dreams</title><description>I literally spent a half hour reading through dream definitions on msn.  I try not to be...</description><link>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43136314</link><guid>http://mzchristine.tumblr.com/post/43136314</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:09:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
